01 "When I make a jewel and get rich, I will divorce you," he said faintly. After listening to her, her heart was warm, she thought, there is no longer a longer than this, the promise of the sea and stone. ——2017 Best Minor Award 02 "When I make jewelry and get rich, I will buy a house and marry you." He said warmly, after listening to her, she was so cold and cold! She thought that this was probably the most violent breakup. ——2017 Best Miniature Novel Nomination Award 03 I asked the master: "I am a jeweler, I have a lot of pressure, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, I don't have enough salary, others have time to take time off, but I can't do it. I feel particularly tired and confused, and my mind is blocked. Master, I should How to do?" The Zen master's right hand rubbed his left chest, no words. I asked the master: "You mean not to complain, to be conscience, to be worthy of your dreams, right?" The Zen master shook his head and said, "You are far away from me. I used to do this before I was a monk! I heard you say this today, and my heart is blocked!" 04 A jeweler soon married, drinking with a few friends, and being unconscious after being drunk. After being taken home, his wife tried to seduce him in various ways, and it didn't help, so he called his colleague. Colleagues said, you shouted: the customer returned the money. The wife is puzzled, but she did. I didn't expect the sound to fall, I saw the man squatting from the bed, "sick up, spirited, shouting: Really? This month's performance is up to standard! My wife has burst into tears! It turns out that it is not easy for her husband to raise a family!" ——To pay tribute to the jewellery industry for their youthful and passionate brothers 05 The reporter interviewed a woman: Your husband does not accompany you, are you not afraid of your old convention others? Woman: Not afraid, he is doing jewelry, very busy! Reporter: ... then he will not be frustrated? Woman: No, he has a lot of things. Every day, he gets up early in the morning, the wind comes, the rain goes, he is busy than the ghosts. Reporter: ...Do you think this is okay? Woman: Very good! This line, the big profit, thin, no money to find a woman, no time to find a woman, then say, who can see him! Reporter Dawu: ... is a good husband in China! 06 I came to a customer today and chatted. The customer suddenly said to me: People are like yours, but the price is much cheaper than you. I listened and laughed without speaking, then took out my iPhone7, skillfully opened the back cover, took out the battery, blew the ash inside, and skillfully installed the battery and covered the back cover! Say to the customer: I laughed! This is just online, the appearance is the same, 598, but also dual card dual standby! The customer smiled and said: Continue our topic! - Quality, no need to explain! 07 Once upon a time, I wanted to sell jewelry when I slept; After that, in order to sell jewelry, do not sleep; Later, I couldn’t sell jewelry and couldn’t sleep; Later, I could sell jewelry and I couldn’t sleep. And now, asleep, still selling jewelry. 08 You buy dozens of houses in Wanda, Wang Jianlin will not remember you; You fill up a bunch of coupons in Tencent, Ma Huateng will not remember you; You are shopping in Taobao, Ma Yun will not remember you; But you buy jewelry here, I will remember you! 09 Just a customer asked me, "Are you still open for the holiday?" What joke? The earth does not explode, we don't have a holiday... The universe doesn't restart, we don't rest... Azure and other rains, and I am waiting for you! There are no four seasons, only two seasons, you come, it is the peak season; you do not come, it is the off season. In the wind and rain, I am waiting for you! 10 Recently, I got angry. After the doctor gave me the pulse, let me drink boiled water, walk, vegetarian, and not eat meat and seafood! I nodded and asked him: Is this wrong? The old Chinese doctor said: You make jewelry costly and profitable! The pressure is too high, not suitable for high consumption! Get it on fire! 11 Yesterday, I asked a boss of a jewelry company: Now that the business is in a downturn, everyone is under great pressure. How are you sleeping? He replied: sleep like a baby. I said: It is a master. This can still sleep! He was silent for a long time: Hey, he often wakes up in the middle of the night, crying for a while and then sleeping.... Sleeping for a while and then crying... 12 Q: How about the jewelry business this year? A: I have used the power of the wild. Q: The business in the first half of the year is summarized. A: The ghost knows what I have experienced and sometimes feels that life is not as good as death. Q: Do you have any expectations for the next market and business? A: No, I am very satisfied with being alive. Q: How do you evaluate yourself in the business of this half year? A: I can't believe that it will be in the second half of the year....... 13 Female: Is there a villa? M: No! Female: Is there a Land Rover, Audi? M: No! Female: Is there a 7-digit deposit? M: No! Woman: Then what are you? M: I.........the woman is ready to turn and leave. Suddenly the man said: I am doing jewelry. Female: I immediately hugged my man’s waist and said with a adoration: You didn’t say that the economy is so bad, you have not been starved to death, it must be a potential stock, this is enough! enough! ——The most inspirational paragraph of 2017! Our jewelers are all coming from the wind, working hard, making money and raising a family, it is simply Superman. Like every jeweler! 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When I make a jewel and get rich, I will divorce you.